Alone and Unobserved

So I really want a car, mostly because I’m lazy and don’t want to have to walk everywhere, or plan my life around the bus schedules. Of course, I’m also too lazy to deal with car and insurance payments, gas, parking, locking my keys in my car, crazy Utah drivers, auto mechanics’ bills, etc., etc. I would get a bike, but I’d have to push it uphill to both work and school. Maybe a Vespa, but I’d have to get a new kind of driver’s license, which I’m too lazy to do. Or maybe the devils I know, i.e., my own feet and the bus system , are preferable to the new headaches I would get from a motor vehicle of whatever kind. Which brand of laziness will emerge the victor?? Tune in next paycheck and find out!!