Tale as Old as Time
. . . or, Dancing with DANGER
 As I mentioned in a previous blog post [which has been updated with photos, btw], the Library held a Gala last weekend, both as a celebration of its own awesomeness (which is considerable) and as an awesome fundraising event. At one point near the end of the evening, while everyone was basking in the warm flush of alcohol, I enlisted a coworker to do a peppy jitterbug, and these pictures are the result. In this one, Courtney and I are demonstrating the “cuddle” position. I am also apparently asleep, and having a very good dream. |
 Between Picture 1 and Picture 2, I gain approximately 200 lbs, mostly in the so-called “spare truck tire” region. Courtney is about to do an American Spin, still blissfully unaware of my grotesque transformation. |
 Courtney is doing Swivels, while I stare at her hungrily and think of my unholy appetite for human flesh that can never be assuaged.
Run, Courtney! RUN!!! |
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