Alone and Unobserved

Child On White House Tour Momentarily Seizes Control Of Nation

WASHINGTON, DC­—Myers spent much of his reign, which lasted from approximately 2:00 p.m. to 2:15 p.m., spinning in circles in the president’s chair.

The article is unclear about whether we should be mourning his ouster or his death, but in any case, (the late??) President Myers was revered as much for his firm yet flexible governing style as for his playful and personable demeanor. A great soul has passed beyond our ken/has left office; he will be sorely missed.