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The Onion Tells the Truth About Congress, Romney

Congress To Raise Alpacas To Aid Struggling Economy

WASHINGTON—A bipartisan committee found the plan was a "super-easy" way to rake in cash, and has already borrowed supplies from Sen. Chuck Hagel’s brother-in-law.

Depressed Candidate Runs Attack Ad About Self

WASHINGTON—”Is this who you want running your country?” asks the damaging spot. “Someone who can’t even run a simple microwave without crying?”

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4 Responses to “The Onion Tells the Truth About Congress, Romney”

• [əɪ̯ wʌndɹ̟] Says:
  February 2nd, 2008 at 1:02 pm

  I love the Onion more than words can express.
• Jér Says:
  February 2nd, 2008 at 7:31 pm

  That is the only sensible opinion.
• ben Says:
  February 4th, 2008 at 7:42 am

  Someone at the onion is dialed into the Mormon mentality of the ever elusive “perfection” we are supposedly meant to achieve.
• Jér Says:
  February 4th, 2008 at 10:49 am

  Reading the article, I wondered if it was inside knowledge of Mormon culture that had made them pick Romney as their target, or whether Romney manages to project all of that Mormony angst and self-flagellation by himself.