Hot Cross Buns
Patron (on phone): “Howya bun?”
Me: “I’m sorry?”
Patron: “Howya bun? That is, uh, howya been?”
Me: “Is there something I can help you with?”
Patron: “Yeah, I was calling to see if you have, uh, an archive of—uh, how’re you doing?”
Me: “You still haven’t told me how I can help you.”
Patron: “You haven’t given me a chance!”
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