Try Staples. It’s right down the street.

Patron: “Do you have a manila envelope?”

Me: “I’m sorry, no. You might be able to buy one in the store out in the lobby, though.”

Patron: “What about a container? (Holds up broken cigarette) I need something to put this in. It’s broken.”

Me: “Sorry. No containers either.”

Patron: “. . . Uh, do you have a paper clip?”


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