No More Excuses
It has come to my attention that SOME OF YOU have ignored the gushing praise I’ve lavished on Avery Edison on Twitter, and my stern directives to the effect that YE SHALL ALL READ WHAT SHE WRITES AND LOVE IT GODDAMMIT. Some of you, I’m told, aren’t even on Twitter, which is just sad. *tsk tsk tsk*
So I’m diversifying, and bringing my call to action here to my blog, which hardly anyone reads anymore because I never update it. STOP PICKING ON ME I’M IN GRAD SCHOOL. (That’s my current excuse for everything. “I’ll be a better librarian when I’m out of school.” “I can’t empty the dishwasher, I’m in grad school.” “I don’t have time to do homework, DON’T YOU KNOW I’M A GRAD STUDENT???”)
Where to find Avery Edison online:
Random funny.
Jesus and Judas! …and more!
The Small Picture, Commonplace and Proud Nature
Photo comics.Avery answers questions from Yahoo! Answers with tact, compassion and aplomb. Hahaha! I kid. She totally skewers the questioners, because they are idiots.UPDATED November 11, 2009:
I Don’t Know What’s Worse — The Zombie Apocalypse, Or The Patriarchy. Probably The Zombie Thing.
Avery’s 2009 NaNoWriMo novel. About holding off the ZOMBIE HORDES.
You really should check her out, because oh, my word, she is FUNNY.
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October 16th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Thank you. You are right. She is funny.
October 17th, 2009 at 9:15 am
Yes, she is. I’m glad you agree! That is the correct opinion. :D
October 22nd, 2009 at 11:10 pm
Wow. She is funny. Thanks.
October 24th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Hey, Sean – I hopped over here from G’s blog and spent a few minutes reading your stuff. Love your updates from the SLC library! Thanks for the laughs :) I practically grew up in a library (my mom is a librarian), and your stories about the wacky library patrons ring so true. Anyway, love the blog – keep writing!
October 24th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
Welcome to A&U, ECS! I’m glad you enjoy my library stories. Writing them is cathartic. I’m sure your mom has many similar tales. :D